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Michael Bakari is waiting in Conf Room B with Brunello.
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MOEA PAD // MINISTER JO WU ๐Ÿ”ฅ ESTROGEN: 0%
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Meet Jo, Michael & David, or drag Jo's core temperature slider!
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ TAIWAN 3nm CHIP WAR ROOM ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Tap Any Pin
War Room Map
๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ Jo Wu TAP
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Michael TAP
๐Ÿค– David TAP
๐Ÿ The Boys TAP
๐ŸŒก๏ธ JO'S CORE TEMP SLIDER: 101.4°F // SIMMERING
98.6°F (Polite) 101.5°F (Blouse Open) 104.5°F (Zero Filter ๐Ÿ”ฅ)
๐Ÿ‘€ 4TH-WALL CAMERA LOOKS
POLITE DIPLOMAT JO: “Congressman Sterling, Taiwan deeply values our chip partnership.”
JO TO CAMERA: “If this man mansplains microchips to me one more time while my bra is on fire, I am annexing Arizona.”
Michael Bakari
11:30 AM
Backroom Deal & Brunello
Michael Bakari (U.S. Operative)
Bio
David
01:30 PM
HAIL-O AI & Secret Afternoon D&D
David (Husband & AI Founder)
Bio
Chairman Sterling
03:00 PM
Tariff Standoff & $50M Buyout
Chairman Richard Sterling
Bio
Dr. Christine Wu
04:15 PM
Emergency Hormone Draw & HRT
Dr. Christine Wu & Maria
Bio
Chris Anthony
05:30 PM
Live Snake in Principal's Office
Chris (10) • Anthony (7)
Chris Anthony
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FEATURE DRAMEDY // 110 MINS FLEABAG × THE DIPLOMAT

“Half the global population will go through this, and the other half will have to live with them while they do.”

LOGLINE: A high-powered Taiwanese politician must broker a global treaty and outmaneuver a sexy U.S. negotiator, all while managing a husband with a secret, two feral sons, aging parents, and a uterus staging a hostile takeover.

ATTACHED TEAM // STREAMING PEDIGREE
Janet Hsieh
Writer / Director
Golden Bell Winner
Terris Ko & Hank Tseng
Exec Producers
The Victim's Game
Ante Cheng
Cinematographer
Pachinko Severance
Logan Potter & Jane Wu
Producers
Blue Eye Samurai

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